Aphrodyki: 4th Birthday

Aphrodyki 4th Birthday Miranda London JPG

HEY DYKI'S, IT'S MA BIRTHDAY.
AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.

Four years ago, the Ancient Greek Goddess APHRODYKI rose from the green scum of Regent's Canal, to preach queer lady love, beauty, pleasure and (in vitro) procreation. Come celebrate with us, at the dawning of the Age of AQUEERius.

Come with us and WORSHIP at Miranda, at Ace Hotel, Shoreditch. Dance from from 10PM until 3AM, until Mercury is retroGAYed.

DJs Brexit Bardot and Notorious S.M.A.L.L playing all your fave RnB and POP goddesses and ensuring that Venus aligns with Uranus.

Sacrifices of £4 before 11, £5 CASH OTD after will be necessary to enter the temple. Please come at 10, like actually come at 10.

PRAY!

THE STARS THAT HAVE WE ALIGNED -

RIHANNA - KNOWLES - SWIFT - ELLIOT - P!NK - CAREY - DESTINY'S CHILD - PERRY - TINASHE - LA ROSE - SCHERZINGER - AGUILERA - LOPEZ - GAGA - PUSSY CAT DOLLS - KEYS - STEFANI - HOUSTON - SHAKIRA - CANTRELL - MINOGUE - TLC - JACKSON - SPEARS - KHIA - MADONNA - BANKS - AZALEA - MYA- AALIYAH - CHER - KELIS - BRANDY - MONAE - ROBYN - JAMELIA - BLONDIE - JESSIE J - BLIGE - MILIAN - FERGIE - ROUX - FRANKLIN - TRAINOR - FURTADO - KE$HA - MIS-TEEQ - HAIM - LITTLE MIX - LATIFAH - MIA - ORA - LUMIDEE - HOWARD - GAYNOR - EAST - FLORENCE - BRAXTON - ROSS - AMERIE - LIL' KIM - WINEHOUSE - MARY - ELLIS-BEXTER - CIARA - SUGABABES - DAHNE - ESTELLE – HILL

PLZ BRING ID & PLZ NO GIFTS

Poster by Hannah Eachus
www.Hannaheachus.com
___________________________________

There will be a staffed cloakroom.

Miranda is a basement bar and does have a flight of stairs, however it is fully wheel-chair accessible, with step free access from the street, a lift and a long ramp onto the dancefloor.

There is also plenty of sit down space inside for those who need a break between numbers. We use blinking/turning lights but no smoke machines.

Toilets are gender-neutral & Aphrodyki welcomes all women, trans and non-binary babes who love pop.

Promoters are on the door and in the club at all times (with Aphrodyki snapbacks on) so grab one of us if you have a problem, experience harassment or fancy a chat.


Details

  • 10PM–Saturday, April 13
  • Doors at 10PM
  • £5 OTD

HEY DYKI'S, IT'S MA BIRTHDAY.
AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.

Four years ago, the Ancient Greek Goddess APHRODYKI rose from the green scum of Regent's Canal, to preach queer lady love, beauty, pleasure and (in vitro) procreation. Come celebrate with us, at the dawning of the Age of AQUEERius.

Come with us and WORSHIP at Miranda, at Ace Hotel, Shoreditch. Dance from from 10PM until 3AM, until Mercury is retroGAYed.

DJs Brexit Bardot and Notorious S.M.A.L.L playing all your fave RnB and POP goddesses and ensuring that Venus aligns with Uranus.

Sacrifices of £4 before 11, £5 CASH OTD after will be necessary to enter the temple. Please come at 10, like actually come at 10.

PRAY!

THE STARS THAT HAVE WE ALIGNED -

RIHANNA - KNOWLES - SWIFT - ELLIOT - P!NK - CAREY - DESTINY'S CHILD - PERRY - TINASHE - LA ROSE - SCHERZINGER - AGUILERA - LOPEZ - GAGA - PUSSY CAT DOLLS - KEYS - STEFANI - HOUSTON - SHAKIRA - CANTRELL - MINOGUE - TLC - JACKSON - SPEARS - KHIA - MADONNA - BANKS - AZALEA - MYA- AALIYAH - CHER - KELIS - BRANDY - MONAE - ROBYN - JAMELIA - BLONDIE - JESSIE J - BLIGE - MILIAN - FERGIE - ROUX - FRANKLIN - TRAINOR - FURTADO - KE$HA - MIS-TEEQ - HAIM - LITTLE MIX - LATIFAH - MIA - ORA - LUMIDEE - HOWARD - GAYNOR - EAST - FLORENCE - BRAXTON - ROSS - AMERIE - LIL' KIM - WINEHOUSE - MARY - ELLIS-BEXTER - CIARA - SUGABABES - DAHNE - ESTELLE – HILL

PLZ BRING ID & PLZ NO GIFTS

Poster by Hannah Eachus
www.Hannaheachus.com
___________________________________

There will be a staffed cloakroom.

Miranda is a basement bar and does have a flight of stairs, however it is fully wheel-chair accessible, with step free access from the street, a lift and a long ramp onto the dancefloor.

There is also plenty of sit down space inside for those who need a break between numbers. We use blinking/turning lights but no smoke machines.

Toilets are gender-neutral & Aphrodyki welcomes all women, trans and non-binary babes who love pop.

Promoters are on the door and in the club at all times (with Aphrodyki snapbacks on) so grab one of us if you have a problem, experience harassment or fancy a chat.

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