Aphrodyki: Miley's Divorce Party

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HAPPY DIVORCE MILEY.

I know it’s hard, but sometimes it just doesn’t work out.

But who needs a marriage when you can have a Party in the USA(nal)?

Why have Malibu, when you can have MaliBOOBS?

All dykis know that Nothing Breaks Like a Heart, but We Can’t Stop. Find your next Wrecking Ball and Climb into their pants.

About the same time Miley and Liam got married, we worked out how to enter the 21st century, so buy your tickets ONLINE or on the Dice App.

£5 early bird, £6 advance, £8 on the door

WORSHIP at Miranda, Ace Hotel, Shoreditch. Dance from from 10PM until 3AM with resident DJs Mad Dyki and Notorious S.M.A.L.L playing those 5 great Miley songs over and over because this definitely isn't enough for a music theme.

Tickets sold through the Dice App (Limited availability, obvs)

Tickets only guarantee entry until 12pm, but the door is open until 2am and we've reserved plenty of tickets OTD for those who aren't Type As.

NO ID NO ENTRY. Passport or driving licence no photocopies, no phone pics.

Please also do not bring perfume or bottled liquids, they will be tagged by security and you'll have to remember to pick them up at the end of the night.

PRAY!

THE STARS THAT HAVE WE ALIGNED -

RIHANNA - KNOWLES - SWIFT - ELLIOT - P!NK - CAREY - DESTINY'S CHILD - PERRY - TINASHE - LA ROSE - SCHERZINGER - AGUILERA - LOPEZ - GAGA - PUSSY CAT DOLLS - KEYS - STEFANI - HOUSTON - SHAKIRA - CANTRELL - MINOGUE - TLC - JACKSON - SPEARS - KHIA - MADONNA - BANKS - AZALEA - MYA- AALIYAH - CHER - KELIS -

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Details

  • 10PM–Saturday, September 14
  • Doors at 10PM
  • £5 OTD

 

HAPPY DIVORCE MILEY.

I know it’s hard, but sometimes it just doesn’t work out.

But who needs a marriage when you can have a Party in the USA(nal)?

Why have Malibu, when you can have MaliBOOBS?

All dykis know that Nothing Breaks Like a Heart, but We Can’t Stop. Find your next Wrecking Ball and Climb into their pants.

About the same time Miley and Liam got married, we worked out how to enter the 21st century, so buy your tickets ONLINE or on the Dice App.

£5 early bird, £6 advance, £8 on the door

WORSHIP at Miranda, Ace Hotel, Shoreditch. Dance from from 10PM until 3AM with resident DJs Mad Dyki and Notorious S.M.A.L.L playing those 5 great Miley songs over and over because this definitely isn't enough for a music theme.

Tickets sold through the Dice App (Limited availability, obvs)

Tickets only guarantee entry until 12pm, but the door is open until 2am and we've reserved plenty of tickets OTD for those who aren't Type As.

NO ID NO ENTRY. Passport or driving licence no photocopies, no phone pics.

Please also do not bring perfume or bottled liquids, they will be tagged by security and you'll have to remember to pick them up at the end of the night.

PRAY!

THE STARS THAT HAVE WE ALIGNED -

RIHANNA - KNOWLES - SWIFT - ELLIOT - P!NK - CAREY - DESTINY'S CHILD - PERRY - TINASHE - LA ROSE - SCHERZINGER - AGUILERA - LOPEZ - GAGA - PUSSY CAT DOLLS - KEYS - STEFANI - HOUSTON - SHAKIRA - CANTRELL - MINOGUE - TLC - JACKSON - SPEARS - KHIA - MADONNA - BANKS - AZALEA - MYA- AALIYAH - CHER - KELIS -

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