Aphrodyki: Lesbo Love Island

Aphrodyki July

We just wanna get to know you as a person. Where's your head at? Because ours is in LESBO LOVE ISLAND 100%. 

I GOT A TEXT!!!! It's gonna be just like the villa, except we don't have a pool, Alex the doctor won't be the only bisexual in the room, and most other things will be different as well. 

Because what does love island need? HOMOSEXUALS. What does Aphrodyki need? A SARCASTIC VOICEOVER. (we won't really have one dw.) 

Grab your best beeekeeeen and WORSHIP at Miranda, at Ace Hotel, Shoreditch from 10PM until 3AM. 

DJs BREXIT BARDOT and LEZ DENNIS playing all your fave RnB and POP goddesses.

Sacrifices of £4 before 11, £5 CASH OTD after will be necessary to enter the temple. Please come at 10, like actually come at 10. 

PRAY!

THE GODDESSES -

RIHANNA - KNOWLES - SWIFT - ELLIOT - P!NK - CAREY - DESTINY'S CHILD - PERRY - TINASHE - LA ROSE - SCHERZINGER - AGUILERA - LOPEZ - GAGA - PUSSY CAT DOLLS - KEYS - STEFANI - HOUSTON - SHAKIRA - CANTRELL - MINOGUE - TLC - JACKSON - SPEARS - KHIA - MADONNA - BANKS - AZALEA - MYA- AALIYAH - CHER - KELIS - BRANDY - MONAE - ROBYN - JAMELIA - BLONDIE - JESSIE J - BLIGE - MILIAN - FERGIE - ROUX - FRANKLIN - TRAINOR - FURTADO - KE$HA - MIS-TEEQ - HAIM - LITTLE MIX - LATIFAH - MIA - ORA - LUMIDEE - HOWARD - GAYNOR - EAST - FLORENCE - BRAXTON - ROSS - AMERIE - LIL' KIM - WINEHOUSE - MARY - ELLIS-BEXTER - CIARA - SUGABABES - DAHNE - ESTELLE – HILL

PLZ BRING ID 

https://www.facebook.com/events/249089708975712/

Poster art by Hannah Eachus www.hannaheachus.com
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There will be a staffed cloakroom and self-service lockers.

Miranda is a basement bar and does have a flight of stairs, however it is fully wheel-chair accessible, with step free access from the street, a lift and a long ramp onto the dancefloor. There is also plenty of sit down space inside for those who need a break between numbers. We use blinking/turning lights but no smoke machines. The will also be some flash photography.

Toilets are gender-neutral & Aphrodyki welcomes all women, trans and nb babes who love pop. 

Promoters are on the door and in the club at all times (with Aphrodyki snapbacks on) so grab one of us if you have a problem, experience harassment or fancy a chat.


Details

  • 10PM–Saturday, July 14
  • Doors at 10PM
  • £4 before 11PM / £5 after

We just wanna get to know you as a person. Where's your head at? Because ours is in LESBO LOVE ISLAND 100%. 

I GOT A TEXT!!!! It's gonna be just like the villa, except we don't have a pool, Alex the doctor won't be the only bisexual in the room, and most other things will be different as well. 

Because what does love island need? HOMOSEXUALS. What does Aphrodyki need? A SARCASTIC VOICEOVER. (we won't really have one dw.) 

Grab your best beeekeeeen and WORSHIP at Miranda, at Ace Hotel, Shoreditch from 10PM until 3AM. 

DJs BREXIT BARDOT and LEZ DENNIS playing all your fave RnB and POP goddesses.

Sacrifices of £4 before 11, £5 CASH OTD after will be necessary to enter the temple. Please come at 10, like actually come at 10. 

PRAY!

THE GODDESSES -

RIHANNA - KNOWLES - SWIFT - ELLIOT - P!NK - CAREY - DESTINY'S CHILD - PERRY - TINASHE - LA ROSE - SCHERZINGER - AGUILERA - LOPEZ - GAGA - PUSSY CAT DOLLS - KEYS - STEFANI - HOUSTON - SHAKIRA - CANTRELL - MINOGUE - TLC - JACKSON - SPEARS - KHIA - MADONNA - BANKS - AZALEA - MYA- AALIYAH - CHER - KELIS - BRANDY - MONAE - ROBYN - JAMELIA - BLONDIE - JESSIE J - BLIGE - MILIAN - FERGIE - ROUX - FRANKLIN - TRAINOR - FURTADO - KE$HA - MIS-TEEQ - HAIM - LITTLE MIX - LATIFAH - MIA - ORA - LUMIDEE - HOWARD - GAYNOR - EAST - FLORENCE - BRAXTON - ROSS - AMERIE - LIL' KIM - WINEHOUSE - MARY - ELLIS-BEXTER - CIARA - SUGABABES - DAHNE - ESTELLE – HILL

PLZ BRING ID 

https://www.facebook.com/events/249089708975712/

Poster art by Hannah Eachus www.hannaheachus.com
________________________________________________
There will be a staffed cloakroom and self-service lockers.

Miranda is a basement bar and does have a flight of stairs, however it is fully wheel-chair accessible, with step free access from the street, a lift and a long ramp onto the dancefloor. There is also plenty of sit down space inside for those who need a break between numbers. We use blinking/turning lights but no smoke machines. The will also be some flash photography.

Toilets are gender-neutral & Aphrodyki welcomes all women, trans and nb babes who love pop. 

Promoters are on the door and in the club at all times (with Aphrodyki snapbacks on) so grab one of us if you have a problem, experience harassment or fancy a chat.

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